We are exceedingly lucky to present the following cast.

Jerry Boyd.........................................Terry Jernigan

Delbert Schwartz............................................Delbert

Narrator.................................................Scott Hasty

Denny St Michaelson, Author............................Scott Rollins

Carl Gorbeck, Professor of Ventriloquial Sciences........Newt Miller

Ava Laslo, Actress, DARK GEPETTO.........................Emily Glass

Young Vera Hollingsworth, Actress, MUMMY...............Kera OBryon

Patty, Actress, BANTAM VODKA............................Patti Jordan

Dr. Britton..........................................Bruce Britton

Mrs. Sandy Boyd..........................................Sandy Gomez

Johnny Desmond, STARSTRUCK host,......................Joel Haberli

Tim Cooper, Film Critic...................................Tim Cooper

Jerry Boyd, Jr........................................Michael Joyner

Catherine, Actress, HIGH JINX,.....................Catherine Gendell

George Boyd............................................Mike Dimirsky

Alice Boyd................................................Liz Meenan

Jimmy McMillan.........................................Marshall Butt

The Amazing Mesmero...................................David Hatfield

The Mummy..............................................Todd Holiwick

The Martian...............................................Rob Ibarra

Komrade Klown................................................Himself

Mr. Parlanchin...............................................Himself